goat run amok
THE VOICE
SMILE!! it cure everything
Sunday, 4 May 2014
Saturday, 3 May 2014
GOAT MEMES
CHEERS!!!!
ready for a class
supergoat
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all green
warlord
howcome???
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that's really a goat
-,-
now they can swimm
fresh animal backpack
superstar
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spidergoat??
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innocent face
world haircutter
pure smile :)
WEIRDOS ##
HERE SOME PICS OF WEIRD GOAT I HAVE FOUND.
IMPOSIBLE IS NOTHING
goat climb the Argan trees in Morocco
mountain goat
wall climbing
EXTRA ORDINARY
goat with extra horn
"thai twin turbo"
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one eyed goat (this is not dajjal!)
GOAT JOKES!!!(me also no understand)
JOKEEESSSS!!!!
What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.
What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.
What do you call a goat with one ear? Van goat.
What do you call a spastic goat? Billy the kid.
What do you call a goat that lip syncs? Billy-Vanilli.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no back legs? Gracias.
What do you call a redneck who owns 6 goats? A pimp.
What do you call a goat with a beard? Goatee!
What do you call the best 'butter' on the farm? A goat!
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a goat walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the goat's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the goat. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Night of Drinking
A man and his pet goat walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my goat." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the goat falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a goat."
Movies
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a goat sitting next to him. "Are you a goat?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The goat replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Front Seat
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a goat in the front seat. "What are you doing with that goat?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the goat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that goat to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
How do You?
A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her "How do you put an elephant in the fridge?" The teacher said "I don't know, how?" Jacob then said "You open the door and put it in there!" Then Jacob asked the teacher another question "How do you put a goat in the fridge?" The teacher then replied "Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?" Jacob said "No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there." Then he asked another question..."All the animals went to the lions birthday party, except one animal, which one was it?" The teacher a bit confused and said "The lion?" Then the student said "No,the goat because he's still in the fridge." then he asked her just one more question...."If there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to get across it,how would you" The teacher then says "You would walk over the bridge." Then Jacob says "No, you would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the lions birthday party!" She laughs and walks away. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/goatjokes.html
WHY GOAT??
why must goat??
Because I LOVE IT
Maybe goat is one of smelly animal,but there is something special about this god creation to me.Once upon my childhood, i was a goat shepherd with my brother and from taking care all of my goat,it had teach me a lot of thing.IN fact,goat is one of the naughty animal and hard to follow order from their's owner and take a lot of patient to take care of them,so that why our prophet Muhamad also become a shepheard during he's childhood.Back to my story.Firstly,because we dont have enough budget,so we need to build the goat barn by our self,using a recycle wood from our old house that has been collapsed .So from that,we know how hard to build our own house in future if we dont struggle enough today.
After that,we need to feed our goat,but still lack of budget to buy a pallet,so we need to get a grass by our own every morning and evening.From this,we know how hard our parent trying to make sure our stomach are not empty everyday.
At the starting,we only have a pair of goat,that one come from "kampung" species.This type is easier to take care for an amateur like us,so we chose this type.
When the first time our goat give birth,incidently i touched the newborn kid.It make my smell thick at our goat baby,so our goat just dont like their child anymore and dont want to feed it.So it is our responsible to take care the baby and feed it.It was a baby boy,so it was very hard to be tamed.In this case,we know how challenging it is to my parent to take care 8 boys,because my sibling is 8 boy and only one girl.
When we raising our goat,there have some predator like wild dog try to eat our goat,so we got to find out so many way to overcome this problem include stay awake at night at the barn.It is so tired to be shepherd but it teach me a lot of thing to be someone better,and now i know that not only great job will give us good experience,just to be low class shepherd just like me already teach me that success is when u become someone valuable to others.Last but not list,it is because goat meat just taste so great to me.I hope,one day i can continue this challenging job in future even from other perseption it will look like a low class job.
Because I LOVE IT
Maybe goat is one of smelly animal,but there is something special about this god creation to me.Once upon my childhood, i was a goat shepherd with my brother and from taking care all of my goat,it had teach me a lot of thing.IN fact,goat is one of the naughty animal and hard to follow order from their's owner and take a lot of patient to take care of them,so that why our prophet Muhamad also become a shepheard during he's childhood.Back to my story.Firstly,because we dont have enough budget,so we need to build the goat barn by our self,using a recycle wood from our old house that has been collapsed .So from that,we know how hard to build our own house in future if we dont struggle enough today.
It is not mine,but it just look a like
After that,we need to feed our goat,but still lack of budget to buy a pallet,so we need to get a grass by our own every morning and evening.From this,we know how hard our parent trying to make sure our stomach are not empty everyday.
"kais pagi makan pagi,kais petang makan petang,tak kais tak makan"
malay saying
At the starting,we only have a pair of goat,that one come from "kampung" species.This type is easier to take care for an amateur like us,so we chose this type.
"kampung" type-r
When the first time our goat give birth,incidently i touched the newborn kid.It make my smell thick at our goat baby,so our goat just dont like their child anymore and dont want to feed it.So it is our responsible to take care the baby and feed it.It was a baby boy,so it was very hard to be tamed.In this case,we know how challenging it is to my parent to take care 8 boys,because my sibling is 8 boy and only one girl.
cute,but mine's is better ^,^
When we raising our goat,there have some predator like wild dog try to eat our goat,so we got to find out so many way to overcome this problem include stay awake at night at the barn.It is so tired to be shepherd but it teach me a lot of thing to be someone better,and now i know that not only great job will give us good experience,just to be low class shepherd just like me already teach me that success is when u become someone valuable to others.Last but not list,it is because goat meat just taste so great to me.I hope,one day i can continue this challenging job in future even from other perseption it will look like a low class job.
senyum ^~^ kambing
POPULAR LAMB DISHES
LAMB DISHES THAT FAMILLIAR AND POPULAR AMONG US
(actually the most i love)
1.LAMB CHOP
Lamb chops are cuts of lamb which are made by cutting at an angle perpendicular to the spine, generating a single serving of meat which is traditionally cooked and served with the bone in. Parts of the ribs and vertebrae are usually present in lamb chops, depending on the region of the lamb the chops are cut from. This meat chop is a common offering in the spring, when lambs are plentiful, although year-round demand for lamb has led some farmers to breed their sheep on a staggered schedule to ensure that this tender, flavorful meat is available consistently.The best chops come from the loin, rib, and sirloin.
2.LAMB KEBAB
kebab is a Middle Eastern dish of pieces of meat, fish, or vegetables roasted or grilled on a skewer or spit originating in the Middle East,and later adopted in Central Asia and by the regions of the former Mongol Empire and later Ottoman Empire, before spreading worldwide.The traditional meat for kebab is lamb.
3.GOAT/MUTTON CURRY
Curry goat is a curry dish originating in India and has become very popular in Indo-Caribbean cuisine. This dish has spread throughout the English speaking Caribbean and also the Caribbean diaspora in North America and Great Britain.Curry goat is a popular party dish in Jamaica and at a 'big dance' a local expert or 'specialist' is often brought in to cook it.It is considerably more mild than the equivalent dishes from the Indian subcontinent and is flavoured with a spice mix that is typical of Indo-Jamaican cooking and Scotch Bonnet Peppers; it is almost always served with rice and, in restaurants in North America and Great Britain, other typically Caribbean side dishes such as fried plantain may be served as an accompaniment. There are many variations on the dish that include using mutton when goat is not available or bulking it out with potatoes.
4.GOAT SATAY
Still same like other regular satay,however the different in taste of this goat satay with regular chicken satay just like heaven and earth.Enough to make us nosebleeding when think about it.
HOWEVER there still plenty more lamb dishes to be described here,n not to forget,goat milk also one of the pleasuring drink.
(actually the most i love)
1.LAMB CHOP
2.LAMB KEBAB
kebab is a Middle Eastern dish of pieces of meat, fish, or vegetables roasted or grilled on a skewer or spit originating in the Middle East,and later adopted in Central Asia and by the regions of the former Mongol Empire and later Ottoman Empire, before spreading worldwide.The traditional meat for kebab is lamb.
3.GOAT/MUTTON CURRY
Curry goat is a curry dish originating in India and has become very popular in Indo-Caribbean cuisine. This dish has spread throughout the English speaking Caribbean and also the Caribbean diaspora in North America and Great Britain.Curry goat is a popular party dish in Jamaica and at a 'big dance' a local expert or 'specialist' is often brought in to cook it.It is considerably more mild than the equivalent dishes from the Indian subcontinent and is flavoured with a spice mix that is typical of Indo-Jamaican cooking and Scotch Bonnet Peppers; it is almost always served with rice and, in restaurants in North America and Great Britain, other typically Caribbean side dishes such as fried plantain may be served as an accompaniment. There are many variations on the dish that include using mutton when goat is not available or bulking it out with potatoes.
4.GOAT SATAY
HOWEVER there still plenty more lamb dishes to be described here,n not to forget,goat milk also one of the pleasuring drink.
LAMB(goat meat) HEALTH BENEFITs
Breathe easy with lamb. This tender variety of red meat is rich in selenium. Deficiencies in this mineral have been shown to double the occurrence of asthma attacks.
Lamb is the meat from young sheep that are less than one year old. This red meat is very healthy and extremely delicious, having a very tender and buttery quality. It is usually available in five different cuts including the shoulder, rack, shank/breast, loin and leg. Additionally, many stores sell it already ground to be used to make burgers, meat loaf or sauces.
Nutrient Content: per 100 gm
Protein:30.4
Fat: 9.4 gm.
Calories: 215
Iron: 1.2 mg.
Cholesterol: 95 mg.
- Lamb is an excellent source of high quality protein.
- Lamb is an ideal source of iron. An average portion can provide twenty percent of the recommended daily intake for men and twelve percent for women. The iron found in lamb and other red meat is in a form that is easily absorbed by the body. The inclusion of iron in the diet is vital in the formation of red blood cells.
- Lamb provides forty-five percent of the daily requirement of zinc, essential for growth, healing and a healthy immune system. Like iron, the zinc found in lamb is more easily absorbed by the body than zinc found in other sources.
- Lamb is a great source of B vitamins, essential for metabolic reactions in the body. it can provide over 100 percent of the daily requirement of B12 and is a good source of thiamine.
- Lamb also contains trace elements such as copper, manganese and selenium.
- As a result of improved breeding practices, feeding practices, and butchery and trimming methods, the fat in lamb has been greatly reduced over the past twenty years. For example, lamb leg steaks may contain as little as 5.1 percent fat.
- Half of the fat in lamb is unsaturated, which is good for you. Most of the unsaturated fat is monounsaturated, commonly found in the healthy "Mediterranean-type diet.
TYPE OF GOAT
There was so many type of goat in this world,and here is some of it!!
Nubian Goats: Often referred to as the “Jersey” of the dairy goat world, the Nubian goat produces a creamy milk with a high butterfat and protein content, ideal for creating cheese, yogurt, ice cream, and soap.
LaMancha Goats: LaManchas produce plenty of butterfat-rich milk for concocting cheese, yogurt, ice cream, and soap. They make fine, friendly, unusual-looking pets, show animals and brush-mowers. Their calm, people-loving disposition makes them useful for packing.
Kiko Goats: Kikos can thrive in rough conditions while producing meat efficiently. They cross well with Boers.
Savanna Goats: Savanna goats are premier meat goats; they produce delicious, mild-tasting chevon and lots of it. While they resemble their Boer cousins in all but coloration, Savannas are hardier, making them ideal goats for low maintenance input operations.
Pygora Goats: The versatile Pygora goat grows one of three types of fleeces for spinners: Type A, Angora, dangles in long, lustrous, curly locks; Type B blends the Angora mohair with the soft Pygmy undercoat, called cashmere; and Type C, the Cashmere type.
Nigerian Dwarf Goats: Nigerian Dwarf goats are perfectly scaled miniature dairy goats. Nigerian Dwarfs give up to two quarts of 6- to 10-percent butterfat milk per day.
Saanen Goats: Saanen (pronounced SAH-nen or SAW-nen) goats originated in the Saanen Valley of the canton of Bern in Switzerland, where they were selected for milking ability, hardiness, and color. Saanen average 1,975 to 2,000 pounds of 3 percent to 4 percent butterfat.
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